Welcome to The Cult
This all started in my kitchen with one mission: stop stinking without getting breast cancer. Now we’ve got a full-blown pit posse. If you’ve made it here, you get it. You’re one of us. Natural deo. No BS. All vibes.
Wait... how did this even start?
Honestly? I was just trying not to die or stink. I’d been slapping on corporate gremblim deo like my life depended on it, until I found out it literally might. So I started making my own deodorant — in my kitchen, with ingredients you could eat (but like, don’t). No grand business plan. No investors. Just me, some baking soda, and a burning desire to smell good without clogging my lymph nodes.
Five years later? We’re a full-on cult. People detoxing. People crying happy tears. People messaging me like “Simmy, I’ve tried everything and yours actually works.” This brand isn’t some soulless lab-made thing. It’s my actual life. My story. My pits. And probably yours now, too.
Meet the Stink-Free Cult
