I genuinely admit defeat!
 

The last 3 months have been a shit show. nothing more. nothing less. i don't deny it.

• the new container turned out to be the biggest disaster of all time (eco friendly se po..)

• our logistics partner started smoking their socks and, it seams, STILL have not come down to earth (even for me, it is not fun)

• JHB hit a heatwave of 40 degree celsius and counting and ALL THE DEO started melting. alot. such a treat.

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Needless to say okes are pissed. me included. i don't blame us.

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To comepnsate i put the deo on sale at our cost price. but it's actually not enough.

 

soooooooo....

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i'm now offering ya'll the same amazing deo that has cured your stank forever, in the not-the-same-worst-container-ever, probably a bit melted, almost definitely soaked in oil, STILL at cost price PLUS A FREE ONE!

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so thats two shitty containers for the price of one.

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(i highly highly recommend scraping out the contents of both with a tea spoon, into some sort of bakkie or tuppaware ne? and then applying daily to the pits with your fingers)

 

(hint: im going back to plastic next year. so this promo with be until stocks last / we get the new tube in)

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USE CODE: DEFEATISDEFECTIVE - for existing (and disgruntled) customers only, one time shoe shine.

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i love you all so much and i'm sorry.

PS. i leave the delulu video journal of my journey with this shit-show of a container for your viewing pleasure:

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