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I genuinely admit defeat!
 

The last 3 months have been a shit show. nothing more. nothing less. i don't deny it.

  • the new container turned out to be the biggest disaster of all time (eco friendly se po..)

  • our logistics partner started smoking their socks and, it seams, STILL have not come down to earth (even for me, it is not fun)

  • JHB hit a heatwave of 40 degree celsius and counting and ALL THE DEO started melting. alot. such a treat.

Needless to say okes are pissed. me included. i don't blame us.

To comepnsate i put the deo on sale at our cost price. but it's actually not enough.

 

soooooooo....

i'm now offering ya'll the same amazing deo that has cured your stank forever, in the not-the-same-worst-container-ever, probably a bit melted, almost definitely soaked in oil, STILL at cost price PLUS A FREE ONE!

so thats two shitty containers for the price of one.

(i highly highly recommend scraping out the contents of both with a tea spoon, into some sort of bakkie or tuppaware ne? and then applying daily to the pits with your fingers)

 

(hint: im going back to plastic next year. so this promo with be until stocks last / we get the new tube in)

USE CODE: DEFEATISDEFECTIVE - for existing (and disgruntled) customers only, one time shoe shine.

i love you all so much and i'm sorry.

PS. i leave the delulu video journal of my journey with this shit-show of a container for your viewing pleasure:

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