
so; you stink huh?
well, if you try my deodorant and you still stink i'll give you a full refund!
I remember I had literally just showered and I still stank. STANK!
I have spent years being self conscious about shtünking. I have tried every single deodorant available. I left my best friend's wedding ceremony to have a secret shower. Yup.
Well, the natural ones flat out don't work. You stink within an hour.
Regular store-bought deodorant smells nice for five seconds but then I would end up smelling like deodorant mixed with sweat. I would respray every few hours, throughout the day, but it never created real freshness. It masked the smell like using air freshener after a big poo.
Stressful situations made it 1000% worse. It was like I was sweating out my anxiety. (And let me tell you; my anxiety stinks!)
I decided to try the big hitters, the antiperspirants...
One was R150 for 15ml. And yet still, inevitably, I ended up stinking. For real.
But then one day my life actually changed.
A (now) professor of dermatology told me the single greatest piece of information I have ever heard...
Sweat doesn't stink. Bacteria does.
HOLY SH....
Hormones smell!
Viruses smell!
And it is all coming out through my sweat.
We need to sweat we just don't need to smell! I literally cannot cope.
(That was three years ago and I have never ever ever stank since).
so hear me when i say; if you stink; and you never wanna stink again... try my deodorant.
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it'll be the last new deodorant you ever try
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(and if it doesn't work and you still stink i'll give you a refund!)